Oh Look My Last F*ck Just Burned Up | Vanilla Bean | 8 oz Luxury Soy Coconut Candle

Sometimes the best response is to simply let it burn. Oh Look My Last F*ck Just Burned Up combines bold humor with the comforting aroma of rich vanilla bean, creating a warm, creamy fragrance that's equal parts relaxing and unapologetic. Smooth vanilla fills your space with a cozy sweetness, making this candle the perfect companion for unwinding, laughing, and leaving the day's frustrations behind. It's a playful reminder that not everything deserves your energy.

Hand-poured in small batches in California, this 8 oz luxury candle is crafted with a premium soy coconut wax blend and a high-quality cotton wick for a smooth, even burn. Designed for a clean-burning experience, it produces minimal soot when properly maintained by keeping the wick trimmed to ¼ inch and away from drafts.

Made with plant-based wax and premium phthalate-free fragrance oils, Oh Look My Last F*ck Just Burned Up is vegan-friendly, cruelty-free, free from paraffin wax and animal-derived ingredients, and poured into a timeless frosted white glass vessel that complements any décor.

Fragrance Notes

Top Notes

• Creamy Vanilla

• Sweet Sugar

Middle Notes

• Vanilla Bean

• Whipped Buttercream

Base Notes

• Warm Tonka Bean

• Soft Musk

• Light Amber

Product Features

• 8 oz (227 g)

• Hand-poured in California

• Premium soy coconut wax blend

• Cotton wick

• Phthalate-free fragrance oils

• Frosted white glass jar

• Bamboo lid

• Vegan-friendly

• Cruelty-free

• Paraffin-free

• Clean, even burn

• Reusable glass vessel

• Approximate burn time: 45–55 hours

Candle Care

• Trim wick to ¼ inch before each burn.

• Allow the wax to melt completely across the surface during the first burn.

• Burn no longer than 4 hours at a time.

• Keep away from drafts, children, and pets.

• Never leave a burning candle unattended.

Perfect For

• Stress relief

• Unwinding after a long day

• Home office humor

• Cozy evenings

• Gag gifts

• Birthdays

• White elephant gift exchanges

• Anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor

Statement

Because sometimes you've simply run out of f*cks to give.